Half Feral, Half Housewife – Boho Celestial Shirt by The Painted Sagebrush

She bakes sourdough and howls at the moon. Our Half Feral, Half Housewife design is a wild mix of pretty florals, a broomstick, and celestial details — for the woman who can clean a house and curse a man in the same breath. Branded with The Painted Sagebrush, it’s the perfect blend of charm and mischief.

Available in three earthy tones: Black, White, and Hunter Green.

🌿 Fabric & Fit
T-Shirts:

Relaxed, unisex fit

Buttery soft and breathable

60% Cotton / 40% Polyester

Lightweight feel with a vintage-worn comfort

Gets softer with every wash

Tank Tops:

Lightweight, flowy silhouette with a flattering drape

Racerback cut

65% Polyester / 35% Viscose

Perfect for warm weather, layering, or movement-filled days

✨ Perfect for:

Girls’ night, markets, and moonlit adventures

Kitchen witches and boho homemakers

Gifting to a wild-hearted friend

Everyday wear with a dash of magic

Those who embrace both domestic life and free spirit energy